Like my current resume. Please pass it on to any employment opportunities you might know about. (I’ve already had 3 replies, which is great.) Resume follows (please note I’ve not included education or any type of real work history):
Summary of Certifications
- Green Belt, Sho-Rei style Karate
- Sailing License, State of Indiana cc 2003
- National Geographic Society, Member since 2005
- Oxygen Safety Certification
- CPR Certification
- Rank 30, Halo 3, Team Slayer
Summary of Skills
- Amateur Blogger – www.chapstickweekly.com
- Mix Tape Professional
- Quasi Beer Expert and Connoisseur
- Semi-Professional Poet
- Freelance Graphic Designer
- Network and Home Entertainment Consultant
- Free Consultation Participant
- Brainstormer
Past Employment
- Driver for Personal Family Friend (included washing Porsche and going sailing)
- Patient Transporter for St. Vincent Hospital
- Staff Job-Flow Software Administrator for small digital printing company
- Freelance Designer and Writer
1 Comment Add your own
1. Alex Jimenez | October 29th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Hey Dummy. You forgot to put self-appointed account manager.
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